It's Yon Mon's Birthday Today
Oh, and it's also Mester Joseph1's birthday too.
I wonder if he wears a big hat at a jaunty angle?
All the best, mester. 
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 13:53
"Happy Birthday" Joseph
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 13:56
Happy Birthday, Joseph. And many happy returns of the day.
(Our Labrador shares the same birthday - she's four today.)
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 13:58
Happy Birthday Joseph
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 13:59
I wonder what the mester's age would come to in dog years?
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 14:00
I hope I'm looking as well as Oscar when I'm 156yrs old!!
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 14:01
156 years old how will he blow all those candles out
4 CANDLES is enough
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 15:38
dostaf
good un
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 15:42
Its my birthday as well today.im 53.
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 17:06
Hughesy has asked me to pass on a message as his PC is playing up.
If anyone goes into his shop and says 'Happy Birthday to you from (Your username) he will give you a four pack of your choice for free. What a nice guy he really is
Happy Birthday, Hughesy
Happy Birthday, Joseph
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 17:18
Due to the fact im closed for 3 weeks for a refit and dampcource,your all welcome,im going away for a few days while it takes place.Its max bigraves birthday as well but he is sadly no longer with us.
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 17:25
Happy Birthday and many happy returns, Hughes the Booze.
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 17:47
Happy Birthday to youoooooooooooooooo H.T.B.
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 17:50
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Birthday greetings to HTB (and Jo Anne's Labrador).
Replied: 16th Oct 2010 at 17:59
No need to rush with the thanks notices Joseph.
Some folk, eh.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:09
Thank you mester, and all of the lovley folk wishing me a happy birthday as well.
I would have missed this.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:12
No you wouldn't.
I'd have brought it to your attenion.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:14
Joseph just phoned me and asked me to pass on the message that his PC is on the blink, and he wants everyone to know there will be cake for everyone wishing some.
Simply ask Brian to send him a mail asking him to deliver cake to your home address.
Three cheers for Joseph!...Hip hip...
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:15
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Bo**%*&ks
You're just after the bags that the cake has been in.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:17
Only if there are some going spare.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:17
I'm glad it's just "ebveryone" who will be having cake delivered!
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:18
I can only type it as it's said...Obviously you are still celebrating your advancing years, and as such, were slurring your words. I thought I had done well translating!
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:20
Soon back with the pedantry, already.
Not been much of that about recently.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:20
It's not being pedantic, it's called keeping order.
STAND STILL THAT MAN IN THE SECOND RANK!
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:22
I wasn't going to mention that, Gwim.
It conjoured-up soapy shower images for me.
They have holidays for all types these days.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:24
Conjoured you say!...Is that a magic act for conjoined twins?
Soaping men off does it for you then?....
I'll get my bath towel.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 18:27
Yo!!!!!!! Happy Birthday
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 22:04
Try Guinness for that, Gwim.
It's the iron what does it.
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 22:05
And hold the fancy dribblings?
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 22:06
My dribblings aren't fancy.
But I'll take them in hand.
Does this help?
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 22:08
You know full well what I alluded to.
Blaggard
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 22:09
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"Rasta for I! "
Was that typed in 'pirate', mester?
Replied: 20th Oct 2010 at 22:13
Wrong thread. 
Replied: 13th Oct 2011 at 01:11
Last edited by dustaf: 13th Oct 2011 at 01:13:18
HTB
".Its max bigraves birthday as well but he is sadly no longer with us."
Hes alive and well living on the gold Coast in Queensland. has Alzheimer's ,sadly his wife died earlier this year
Replied: 13th Oct 2011 at 05:23
16th...SIXTEENTH...SECHZEHNTE of October.
Replied: 13th Oct 2011 at 17:49
HAHAHAHAHA
Been 'researching' butch Oscar earlier.
I bet he didn't sup Pernod.
Replied: 12th Oct 2013 at 19:55
Edmund: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch, Oscar.
Edmund: A big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar. The terror of the ladies. 114 illegitamate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling phamplet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls".
Massingburg had him sent down for being a whoopsie.
(enter Baldrick)
Ah, Baldrick. Anything from Massingburg yet?
Baldrick: Yes, sir. It just arrived, sir.
Edmund: What is it?
Baldrick: Sponge bag, sir.
Here
Replied: 12th Oct 2013 at 20:00
Some w that just doesn't seem right.
Imagine if all his famous quotes got the Williams and Paddick treatment.
Replied: 12th Oct 2013 at 20:11
Oh yes!
Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. Very apt for some who have departed from WW.
Replied: 12th Oct 2013 at 20:14
Dear Oscar,
"A true friend stabs you in the front"
Replied: 12th Oct 2013 at 21:02
Happy Birthday
Replied: 12th Oct 2013 at 22:00
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